Trinket’s blog~ Attention Ladies and Gentlebuns :O
Tue ,02/02/2010Cute little Trinket dressed in her best evening wear, steps up to the mic… Ladies and Gentlebuns!! Welcome to the The World Championship Bonding Match of the century, LOL!
In the right hand corner we have the “Little Princess” (aka The Tilly Dawg) weighing in at 1.2 kg and wearing a fetching pink muscle shirt under her red robe. She likes long strolls in the park and a has a kinky fetish for Ponies!
In the other corner we have “Cuter than Your Kid” (aka Peaty Puff), Weighing in at .9 kg. Don’t be fooled folks, she may be small but she is ALL Muscle! She is wearing a cute little grey number and professes her loyalty to all things small. I see she is psyching herself up for the match, Whatever it takes Peaty, YOU go girl!
So Mama tell us, why are these two worthy opponents are wearing t-shrits of all things, today of all days. “Well Trinket, I had this hope that the girls may be more docile or feel somewhat at a disadvantage to fighting if they were wearing shirts seems either of them have only ever had a little jacket on before.
Well Mama that is a good idea. Are you expecting them to actually bond here today? “No Trinket, this was to be an introduction for them so that they will be aware of what is intended in the near future.
Mama, don’t you think this is an unfair match, I mean that Tilly is much bigger and furrier than Peaty and Peaty hasn’t even been spayed yet. How do you expect things to go today? “Well that is a good point Trinket, Tilly is much bigger, but as you very well know, being small can often be an asset not a disadvantage in the ring, besides Peaty actually has the upper hand still being fully hormonal. She’ll have that well of inspiration if things get too tough for her. At this point I hope to see what each girl is made of and maybe have some idea if they will be willing to become friends. WE are a little worried for Peaty, she may be smaller and faster but she less fur to protect herself from Tilly’s ferocious teeth and well… her teeth will not inflict any damage on Tilly and her massive coat, but then we hope the T shirts will level the odds for both.
Well you heard it Ladies and Gentlebuns, lets not hesitate anylonger. Enjoy the match!! BTW NO Booing allowed~ be nice!!
OOh look at that “Cuter than your Kid Peaty” takes the advantage of “Little Princess Tilly’s” first move and manages to get her wedged into the boards. Its a bold move but both opponents seem calm and still hedging each other out. Oh!! Oh!… OOh Wow, folks I sure wish we had action replay, I think you may have missed that last move, but now the opponents have separated to opposite sides of the ring. There has been much posturing and and bit of dancing but no fur flying as of yet! AT this point its still any girl’s Match!
OOh Mama, I have to say that shirts sure are a great asset to the referees! “Lol, Yes Trinket they sure make a great handle to pull each bun back without having to get out the oven mits!”
Ladies and Gentlebuns! Oh my Goodness “Ding Ding Ding!!” The end of round ONE! I can’t believe we had a camera malfunction at the end of that last round!! Holy Cwap, I’ve never seen anything like it! “Little Princess” has appeared to reach a critical mass when it comes to her temper and her coach has had to call a time out! Owie!!
“Cuter than your kid Peaty” made a wrong move while flinging some Pooh and fell off the table!! Oh MY goodness she is alright but her Coach just got sprayed with pee trying to collect her to get her back into the ring! All the while I see ”Little Princess” being held on her back doing a bit of huffing and puffing while being stroked and calmed down. All seemed well when suddenly “Little Princess” sprang up and sunk her teeth into her coach’s jugular!! Oh my goodness, the paramedics rushed over to ascertain the damage and thankfully it only appears to be a flesh wound! The match will resume!
The referees have decided to bring in a mediator. Puddy has graciously allowed one of her ponies to stand in as a bit of a diversion in hopes to unite each side 
Round Two Folks! Well both sides have taken turns to show their gratitude by smooching the Pony, what a lucky boy so far he’s been able to miss any volley of violence between the girls. Uh Oh! spoke too soon. “Little Princess” has taken the pony down pinning him to the ground and is sinking her teeth into his flank, I’m sure its what she wishes she could do to “Cuter than Your Kid” OOh that is gonna sting in the morning.
After several minutes…
Well I have to say its got to be expected, each opponent continues to present their nose in a demand for smooch, and neither side will relinquish dominance. Back and forth and back and forth again, these two girls are both so stubborn, I don’t know how this is going to end.
Oh my goodness, Ladies and Gentlebuns, I am not sure but I think the match has turned. “Cuter than your Kid” has dug deep and become a force to reckon with! With every move “Little Princess” makes to advance on “Cuter than your Kid” “Little Princess” counters with maneuvers not unlike something out of a Jackie Chan film!! 
They both skip and dance, up and down and side to side, Referees are blinded by their blur of action. Hold it, wait for it, these girls have to settle it once and for all!!
OMG I am numb with shock. Never before in all my years have I seen a move like this!! “Cuter than you Kid” has done it, she had delivered the mighty blow to end the match!! And “Little Princess” didn’t even see it coming, she had her eyes closed! Thank goodness our slow motion camera has caught this play”Crouching Tiger Hidden Bun”. Its the play of the century folks, this will be something your kid’s kid’s will tell their kid for time to come! The day the little bun that could took advantage of all her shortcomings and defeated a mighty warrior! 
Jacki Chan could take lessons from her stealth and her agility as she fly over top of “Little Princess” Nails poised and ready to deliver their blow, but its not even over yet!! “Cuter than you Kid” takes the final play of the day to win the match. The dreaded belly bite. Thankfully she can’t deliver a fatal bite due to her malocclusion. “Little Princess will have surely had her life flashing before her eyes today and be utterly grateful to be able to say she survived and to be able to take on “Cuter than your Kid” in a rematch.
That is for today folks but lets enjoy the winner’s victory dance! Goes to show it don’t matter how small, she is surely tough and mighty.
Well Mama how are you feeling after all that. “Well Trinket, it could have gone much worse, I am grateful both girls come away from the ring without injury and although I hoped for a short snuggle between the two, I will settle for the fact they didn’t kill each other. I am so proud of both of them. Tilly I thought for sure would have been way more violent, she really restrained herself except for that lash out at her trainer. Peaty I thought would have been submissive and maybe we should have waited until her spay, but I also hope this event today will give her a bit more confidence, now she knows she can take care of herself. We still feel hopeful that in a month’s time we can try again and see if these girls can put aside their differences and become friends. I don’t expect them to fall in love, but I still hope for a bit of LIKE.
an hour after the match…
Ladies and Gentlebuns I just wanted to update you on the status of our “bonders” at this hour. “Cuter than your Kid” was seen laid out in her dressing room, obviously exhausted from the match, but without injury. She was reported to be munching on salad and laying also in her litter box within an hour. Slightly grumpy but I think proud of her accomplishment.
“Little Princess” devastated and embarrassed to have her ass kicked by a munchkin with an oral affliction, retreated to her dressing room where she quickly decided to keep her subordinates in line by humping her pet bunny! Unfortunately he was on her second level which is not so wide and she fell off mid hump, which resulted in an explosion of laughter from the spectators! Poor thing, demoralized and frustrated she retreated to her litter box. Moles behind the scenes report that after several minutes and serious self pep talk, she has recovered from the embarrassment and devoured the rest of her breakfast salad. She states she is looking forward to a rematch in hopes to restore honor to her name.
Well that is for today, I hope you enjoyed Round One and Two of the World Championship Bonding Match!!
Everyone try to be good!! xo T
